Hufflemuff

In the frozen north, a creature lives that is so devilishly and naughty that even its mother is upset with its behavior.

The Hufflemuff is known for its stealth in plowing through snow and jumping to bite its prey on the ankle.

The Hufflemuff is a beast you don’t want to meet on a cold, snowy afternoon.

Some may scoff and tell you they are nonsense, but when you’ve walked a mile in drift snow with a Hufflemuff firmly attached to your ankle, there is nothing funny about it.

Tales of pub-goers spending hours trying to pry one of these ferocious critters off your ankle while you enjoy a hot buttered rum to take the edge off are well known.

Still, they do help the tourist trade as folks as far away as Tokyo have come to get a photo of the elusive and deadly Hufflemuff.

Book early for your next winter holiday getaway to ensure a spot at Bart’s Rooms and Emporium, which fills up fast with only three rooms.

The Hufflemuff should not be toyed with, and all safety precautions should be taken when hunting the beastie. Remember, they may be small, but it’s the dickens to get one off once bitten.